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I wonder how I can put this?
Ok I know...
I had a poo-poo.
yep that seems to have worked. I had a poo - in the bedroom and I was made to do it upon some adult sex-toys catalogue whilst wearing stockings and suspenders. Then I got to have a drink of cum and it is important that I do get my drinks of cum from sucking like a baby.
That made me feel a lot better.
I had these thoughts of doing evil things to pedos and hit upon the idea of cutting off their balls with a craft knife - except the female ones due to biological limitations. Kinda though we could hang them a bit but i do not trust a certain somebody not to kill them. That and we would get into soo much trouble that its not really worth getting involved maybe. O well. what the fuck anyway.
Had a restless night. Grunted like a pig.
time for some compulsory me time so might not post. ever.
Will post again really. Dont feel valued by blogo readers so send me lots of nice comments.
XX Sharon
The Catholics have a new Pope - Benidict the 16th, former head prefect of the Inquisition (aka Congregation of Doctrine of the Faith and doing in homosexuals, witches, heretics, liberals (fair cop i supose) etc) and busom buddy of the previous Pope John Paul 2nd.
In his opening address he says he hasnt the right tools...
I think i know what the right tools would be with this german Pope (former inquisitor, former hitler youth) chappy.
Well I should know what tools Tomas de Benidict has in mind but is constrained a bit not to use (to excess):
and upon watching this upon the BBC I knew I had to stand ready to help out with the torture that is hoped by some to come. Or is that Cum?
Point One - this type of thing could be a big no-no with the Holy Inquisitor:
http://www.hornyheather.com/T_G_P/Nun/TheSpanker.html - copy ctrl C and then paiste ctrl V that in your other window! or click here : link to nun
(that was a Songs of Solomon bible study right?)
Point Two - he might go for this in a big way :
New Idea- Eccumenical things?
Cant say I would blame him sounds a lot of fun...if not taken to excess that is. But you never can tell with the Papal elements.
Point Three - I will possibley have to hide my idol to the Goddess Venus, Icons to Venus/Aphrodite Porne aka the eternal femminine aka Aphrodite Penis-Lover, aka Venus rises from the sea foam which represents cum and um....probably do the Dolly thing here:
Dolly does it with a noose
ok I know my place in the new order of things.
that and gobbing off girls is a big no-no...ahh I'll take a 50-50 please....
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o'bugger!
Well it wasnt geared to Sluts really, thats my excuse.
An article I worote for Alt.com World's Largest BDSM & Alternative Lifestyle Personals:
(might prove a few useful tips for beginners etc)
Ok so there comes a time when you want to, you know, hang the girl-friend, wife, hubby, bf etc...and well why not!
Asphyx is fun.
and dangerous.
Soo how do you go about it with some safety to ensure you are not up on a man/woman-slaughter charge and your playmate has stopped being any use ever as a playmate?
Just a few suggestions and tips:
1 Think chunky!
Chunky rope is cool. Spreads the weight, still chokes the bitch. Thin is dangerous - might cut, crush vessels, hurts a lot - leaves lots of bad marks. Soo go for the thick stuff!
Like a rolled/twisted sheeet (and twisted is rather appropriate for this).
2 Think knot at the side!
Not behind head as this leads to bad choking and sore throats = needs time to recover for more fun. This is because the weight of the body is upon the windpipe - and she will make old lady witch noises.
Good News! = she can still hang with it at the side! Yay! This way it is at the front hooked under the jaw or at the side - soo the lady's weight is taken on the back of the neck! Dont worry she will still choke and hang! No really bad sore throat or loss of voice...might still pass out unconcious.
3 Think Hold not tie!
Think of holding the other end of a rope thrown over...the bedroom door etc rather then tieing it to something. Also with a pole between two wardrobes etc she can hold the loose end having taken up the strain so if she goes for a swing and needs to let down or faints - I do -
she will automatically float down like a butterfly. Or sack of pears whatever.
4 Think Take the strain.
No jerks, no jumps - just slowly pull on the loose end until the bitch chokes! Then she bends her knees and raises her legs off the wooden block/step-ladder etc (something that can take her weight and not trap stilleto heels!)and places legs in front of the block off the ground and...
5 Think kick like hell!
Yep, important bit this one! Give that wood-work a good heel kicking and wave those sexy shoes around. If she goes lip ish thennn...let her down! Dont keep her up long think only 1 min or 30 seconds type of thing.
6 Think Hug and fuck!
Get the noose of the girlfriend and give her a fuck when she had re-oyxgenated. Rounds it all of nicely - and everyone is as horny as well, a slut i guess.
That was for hanging her off the ground.
but there are other things too - like you sit on a chair and she sits on your cock and either she or you hold the other end of the noose and slowly pull - this is sooo cool! It can be thrown over an open door or the pole etc for some interesting sex!
Thanks all for now.
Think Safe!
XX Sharon
ok. Hi again babes.
i had some my time on my own as i need. 14th April
soo I got wrapped in a clingfilm miniskirt for me to wear which i did.
later I fingered myself putting a finger in my pusssy and wiggled it a bit for comfort and gave my dildo a kiss but otherwise a none-eventful 14 April. Almost. Or is would have been just a normal day but for the internet!
Yay internet!
Because then I found a gaspers site and looked around. It left me all hot and panting - or is that gasping!
After downloading Abigail bednoose etc. and watching Penny hang i simply climaxed, so thanks house of gaspers!
15th . Throat recoved. Yay!
Thought i might hold on and have another me time but...still watching stuff from the internet i knew and felt i needed that special thing again.I was more alive then ever and was buzzing. soo i made a few calls. Chatted with a bagging girl. She couldnt stay long, didnt want to watch me hang but the thought of it made her need to bag herself pretty bad. So she scooted of to bag herself, though said she would take my advise and use kling film over the face this time.
All alone:
I dressed up as a slut and gave myself one with the main didldo and chappy A came round (A for Asphyxia).
Here is were it gets all kinky and for some disturbing...
I told him I needed to hang. He pulled out his cock and climaxed all over my arm! Anticipation is everything i suppose!
So we went upstairs to the improvised attic room with the wardrobes, the stand on, and the pole across the tops...Took bedsheet noose in.
I wanted to get it on film but the lighting turned out all bad and red and dark and we never got the whole picture of the event in the shot.
even soo this was for test shots so that was ok. more lighteing and fulller picture needed and i have a idea how.
I went over to the gallows and put my head into the noose but this time with the pull up hooked under my jaw so the know was at the side not at the back! This is an important difference!
Then I held on to the other end and took the strain and bent my knees and sank down. I began to choke and raised my legs off the stand-on and put them in front of it in mid-air and hanged.
This was felt much better and prevented the old lady noises and did not hurt my throat.
Then I stood back on the 'block' and gasped to re-oxygenate myself because i needeed to doo it again!
ok if you want to sharon. your not going to go uncouncious are you?
yep.
I did the same and hooked under chin raised off and had a kick and bashed the wood work with my heels.
clippity clop, clippity clopo - luckly it was raining soo maybe noo one would know?
I gasped for air as I hanged and i wanted to please. I felt I wanted to prove something to myself and wouldnt let myself down...i dont know why.
Then i saw the bright light and i fainted - passing out uncouncious.
This shows how easy it is during asphyxia and there need to be a safety!
The cam shows I fell down as I fainted through letting go of the rope.
Then layed back with my legs open and the other end of the sheet between my legs i rubbed the knot between my legs for comfort and pleasure and to show i did not need to be put in the recovery position because i was not still unconcious.
Soo in a way that was two hangs for me, and the second led to unconciousness. Time flys when you are having fun i guess,and this way noo real sore throat!
but that was not all, because an hour or so later i felt ok for more and wanted something different.
I gave myself a gasp on the bed with a flex but the lighting was no good soo....
me moved to an improvised area..and i got my two surrogate penis's.
I layed back and put my head in the flex and put one (normal sise or penis sise) dildo in my mouth and the biggy in my ass and then was strangled from behind the board and made a few old lady witch noises.
My head swam under the feelings which as always i enjoyed. I think I passed out again during this.
Then we did it again! This time on digi thought the lighting was noo good.
And then...again- though by this time I did it to myself holding the flex and grotted myself and had a pant and gasp. Then I put the dildo that had been in my ass into my mouth - well it was clean!
I didnt care by then no way. Too dreamy.
I was very impressed with myself and pleased especially that I had gone unconcious from asphyxiation several times, and it reminded me of how important it is to have safety things and automatic release. It just is and i could not have avoided the fainting during my second hanging nor the one on the bed from the strangling either. Fans and viewers please not this well!
Also downloaded the rest of Abigail and Misty vids - wow way to have fun girls! kudos to them and to Penny - love the pics - but also the leg-open nude swingers like Milissa and bo-angles girls!
I like the eye -witness hanging ewprod.com and of couse the house of Gaspers with sexual asphyxia so you can look up these things.
Dont ask for my vids as these test shots are no good for internet users, though they mean something to us and to me especially.
be careful
XX Sharon
ho hum...well, some chap upon the internet showed me lots of interesting hardcore porno pictures - well, thats what the internet is there for I say. I mean noo-way it was created by techos 'to exchange university research documents' - like hell! Unless it was for the sexology department ofcourse. Really they had a secret plan to get tons of free porno and all swore each other to secrecy and...came out with something about wanting to get access to ancient manuscipts in the original latin - haa! nice one!
Soo enough of all that setting the record straight - what have I done now, you wonder.
Well, In my sexy lucky fuck-shoes, yep, fuck shoes though why they are fuck shoes is another story I could be bribed into going into some time, but they are high heels and I like to wear them to fuck in which is one of the best things about being a slut - that you put your shoes on to go to bed!
And noone minds!
ohhh yes! anyhow, with my fuck shoes and my micro-mini tarten aka 'i'm raped allready' especially when worn combined, I crouched down and got frigged with my on-the large-size dildo which looks like a penis and is soft but erect. Then there was the thing about the tied rolled bedsheet hanging over the fixed wardrobe open door with a knot at one end for holding and a noose at the other.
Ahh I wondered what that was for...
Soo I stood on this thing and put my head throught the noose and was not not not to grab the noose this time.
Sure easy....gulp.
Here is the safety bit....the other end got slowly pulled tight until it bit my neck an made me make strange noises and I had to step off the thing and soo I um...moved one leg and ok the other and um...hanged.
I thought I would give my legs a good good wave in the air to show what a good girl I was and show off my fuck shoes, so I had a good kick and dance as I choked.
Then I was let down and out of the noose and had my legs open and was given a welcome fuck.
felt a bit in need of love and attention after that in bed and talked of things but my voice was not really up to much speaking.
Soo that was last night.
Now I have a sore throat.
We reckon it is asphyxia induced 'sore where the noose hanged me' syndrome. yep sounds good to me.
ok anyone who says they have been more sluti is not! (maybe not).
Um..I had this idea for a gallows and whispered it....saves the sore voice.(I whisper a lot sometimes) And um...today we built it!
So when my throat is recovered I intend to get lynched from it and have a good air-walk and can-can dance and see if we can get it on digi maybe? Dont thing I'll be posting that though.
soo...think 'hold not tie' when it comes to , you know, hanging the girlfriend.
Thats my safety tip for the day.
XX Sharon
ok its been busy last night - got a woman sluttied and lynched by her softball team for the auto-erotic aspyxiation thing and um...got really really hot, soo....a boyfriend lynched me over the bed room door for kicks and carried me to the bed where he fucked me in my hot hot slut-hole - and then...he tightened a leather belt around my neck and fucked me in the ass.
Had a weird dream. dont know why.
All in all a good night. Yay! still buzzing.
XX Sharon.
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